{"product_id":"did-i-invite-you-flowchart-doormat-funny-welcome-mat","title":"\"Did I Invite You?\" Flowchart Doormat | Funny Welcome Mat","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLet’s keep this simple. A logical approach to knocking.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhy make things complicated? This doormat features a simple, easy-to-follow flowchart for anyone standing on your porch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eQuestion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Did I invite you?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAnswer:\u003c\/strong\u003e If yes → Welcome! Come on in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAnswer:\u003c\/strong\u003e If no → \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003eAbsolutely Not.\u003c\/strong\u003e (Goodbye).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s the perfect way to filter out solicitors, surprise in-laws, and neighbors who want to \"just chat\" without you having to say a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWipe your shoes and your expectations. This coir doormat greets visitors with a dry, cheeky sense of humor — clear choices printed in warm, weather-proof inks so every arrival gets the message. The dense coconut fiber scrapes dirt and debris from soles while the textured vinyl backing keeps the mat planted at your doorstep. It’s low-fuss, durable, and made to live outside, adding a little personality to front steps, porches, and mudrooms without asking for maintenance. Good for days when you want to laugh at the front stoop and move on.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for effective scraping and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- One standard size: 24\" × 16\" (61 cm x 40.6 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Mainly designed for outdoor use and weather-resistant printing\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":46460959326366,"sku":"19644273148002535124","price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/7281\/5774\/files\/9930714170211839315_2048.jpg?v=1769892501","url":"https:\/\/nonessentialnecessities.com\/products\/did-i-invite-you-flowchart-doormat-funny-welcome-mat","provider":"Nonessential Necessities","version":"1.0","type":"link"}