The "Knock Quietly" Funny Welcome Mat

We are relaxing in here. Lower your volume.

There is always that one delivery driver (or relative) who knocks on the door like they have a warrant. This mat is for them. This design features the universal plea: "STOP BANGING LIKE YOU THE POLICE" in bold letters that can't be missed. And just in case it actually is the authorities? We added a polite request for them to keep it down, too: "(even if you are, Please Refrain from Knocking Loudly)".

This coir doormat brings blunt, tongue-in-cheek attitude to your doorstep while keeping things practical. Thick Grade A tufted coconut fibers scrape dirt and mud from shoes, and the dense black vinyl backing locks the mat in place so it won’t slip on porches or stoops. Weather-tough and primarily built for outdoor use, its bold stencil-style lettering makes a clear, humorous statement before guests even knock. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, it’s built to handle regular foot traffic while adding a bit of personality to your entryway.

Product features
- Durable Grade A tufted coconut coir fibers for effective scraping
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place
- One convenient size: 24" x 16" (61 cm x 40.6 cm)
- Designed mainly for outdoor use — weather-resistant and sturdy
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components

Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.